Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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