Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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