too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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