booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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