Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sext me about skeletons
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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