come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
