Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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