There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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