how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I see more hoeing in ur future
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