weddingsv make me drug and hornr
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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