Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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