She's JV to your varsity
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You don't make any sense
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The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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