so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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