I love black thongs
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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