all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
