One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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