how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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