I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It's just like the Real World with babies
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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