I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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