This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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