I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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