I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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