whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize