oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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