dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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