how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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