ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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