her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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