What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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