My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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