No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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