I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
time to smoke my breakfast
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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