i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
