Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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