Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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