If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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