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(619): View more from California

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed

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(410): View more from Maryland

9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation

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(772): View more from Florida

I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada

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PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES

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(315): View more from New York

Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.

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