Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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