found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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