I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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