This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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