The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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