...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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