He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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