I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
