I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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