Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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