am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Randomize
