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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it hurts more in the daytime
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
