So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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