we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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