I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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