Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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