yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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