obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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