Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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