so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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